been dying to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory so we went to see
it this afternoon. We thought it was pretty cool, in it’s own way, but
as we were both deeply, and I meen deeply affected by the original we
had a hard time reconciling the two. I kept waiting for Johnny Depp to
sing that scary song on the boat and when it became clear that he
wasn’t going to do it, I’m not going to lie, I got a little bit pissy.
It’s okay though, I still love you Johnny Depp.
I noticed during
the credits that someone named "Christi" was the Executive Assistant to
Mr. Depp". Christi, I just want you to know, if you ever decide to
leave that post, I would be happy to take over. I am a dedicated
professional and I’m sure Mr. Depp could benefit from my extensive and
extrodinary administration experience. Seriously, call me.