I’m a MILF

I can’t believe it, I was just out walking the dog – without KB because
he’s at a Jays game – sweating my A$$ off in the humidity and some kid
referred to me as a MILF
as I passed by. It had to be me, there weren’t any other "older women"
around. I do tend to think of MILF’s as being quite a bit older than
myself so at first I was somewhat offended. I also was under the
impression that a pre-requisite of being a MILF was actually having
children. Then I recalled that I am clearly of child-bearing age – so
okay. Maybe the "M" in MILF can also refer to one’s canine children. At
least the kid was not singing, "Who Let the Dogs Out" instead (yes,
this really happened on another occasion).

Now, I realize it’s
completely amoral to grasp the offhanded comment of a 10 year old and
use it for emotional gratification, but uhh … what else are you supposed to do with that?

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