At today’s first official weigh-in my weight did not budge an ounce. I remained the exact same weight as last week, right down to the .2. I was pretty pissed but our Leader assured me that my body was simply scared that I was wasn’t going to feed it anymore because I had lost too much weight (4 pounds) the week before. "It’s hoarding the fat," she said.
Listen, Body, we’ve got plenty of fat to go around so seriously, let some of it go.