On Notice

Time to put some items On Notice, Stephen Colbert-style:

  1. Everyone taking the 400 to cottage country tomorrow – you’re officially on notice!
  2. Black bears – you are definitely on notice!  (Stephen Colbert has his Grizzleys, I’ve got black bears)
  3. Massassagua rattlers – Although you’re endangered, you too are on notice.
  4. My neighbour Christina – You’re on notice.  Hope you are enjoying our new CD, you psychotic bitch.
  5. If you cancelled on me more than once this week  – you’re on notice!
  6. Anyone who dictated an entire agreement on my voicemail yesterday – you are on notice!

And now, vacation!

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