- Everyone taking the 400 to cottage country tomorrow – you’re officially on notice!
- Black bears – you are definitely on notice! (Stephen Colbert has his Grizzleys, I’ve got black bears)
- Massassagua rattlers – Although you’re endangered, you too are on notice.
- My neighbour Christina – You’re on notice. Hope you are enjoying our new CD, you psychotic bitch.
- If you cancelled on me more than once this week – you’re on notice!
- Anyone who dictated an entire agreement on my voicemail yesterday – you are on notice!
And now, vacation!