How to Prevent Your Neighbour From Talking to You Ever Again

While raking leaves and noticing the psychotic neighbour approaching with her dog, say loudly while projecting your voice towards her (instead of wife bent over trimming back lilies):

"OH GOD, GOOD TIMING, I’M TAKING THESE BAGS TO THE BACK.  GOOD LUCK WITH THIS ONE LES."

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