Son, I believe that creature is known around these parts as the rare and magical "30-Year-Old Who Forgot How Really Freaking Itchy Masks Are".

For an hour or so I was a little disappointed with the kid’s costumes.  I mean, they were really uninspired.  But then along came a Popular Science subscription salesman, the Communism Fairy and Stephen Harper and the night was redeemed.  I even had a circa 1999 Philadelphia Flyer show up.  Unfortunately he was Eric Lindros, who I hate, but you know, you take what you can get.

The weird thing about having a sign on your lawn that says "view this house at http://www.wrightsisters.com" on Halloween is you get all these little girls coming up to you exclaiming, "Oh my God!  I LOVE the inside of your house!"  I don’t know man, but something about that seems totally effed up.