How do I say this? I am really sick of all this Christmas madness. I don’t want any more people to ask me what I want. I don’t want to ask anymore people what they want. I don’t want to buy any frigging gifts at all. Why not spend some time with each other? I am so over all this fucking commercial bullshit!
Next year, everyone is getting homemade presents, and if they don’t like it, they can go suck on a piece of coal.
Says the girl who is having a meltdown trying to finish the measly four homemade presents she took on this year.
I can only imagine how this is going to go over with a few people. Probably something like that time I said if I had a child, no way in hell would that child’s room would be decorated with anything Disney (or your choice of other TV and/or movie) related characters. Insert cartoon-y BOING! eyes here.