Okay, I know Maggie Mason says posting about your lunch is boring and inappropriate but this is just too ridiculous I feel I must mention it.
I packed my lunch this morning at 5:30 am and I guess I wasn’t really paying that much attention to what I was throwing in there. When I got to work I peered into my (orange) lunch bag to see what I would have for breakfast. I discovered I had packed an entirely orange lunch. An orange (not surprisingly), carrots and a bagel with cheddar on it. [To be perfectly honest, there was a Golden Delicious apple in there too, but the colour on it was so negligible that it could not balance out the all that other orange. Poor little apple.]
Alright, so that’s kind of dumb, an orange lunch, but that’s not the ridiculous part. No, the ridiculous part is that in 15 minutes I’ll be eating salmon and yam for dinner.