It was a good way to go

– Hey, did you try this dip that Tonya and Evan brought?
– No?
– You should try it.
– Why?
– It’s hot, you’ll like it.
munch munch munch
– Les, it’s not that hot. 
– What?  Are you friggen crazy?  It keeps getting hotter with every passing day!
– You’re insane.
munch munch munch
– munch munch munch

– Huh.  Yeah, that is pretty hot actu…bursts dramatically into flames.
Heh heh!  You burst into flames!  munch munch munchexplodes in a fireball.
Muahahaha!  That dip is all mine now bitches!  Chloe spontaneously combusts.

Later, the MythBusters opt not to air a previously taped episode busting spontaneous combustion, claiming that the combination of Rattlesnake dip from the Kleinburg Binder Twine Festival and the particular lack of restraint exhibited by the Bowmans of Hamilton constituted conclusive evidence that the phenomenon is not, in fact, an urban legend.

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