Not fake

How to Charm Me #1: "I can tell how much weight you’ve lost when I look at your ass."*

How to Charm Me #2: "You look super skinny.  Are you on coke?"

I don’t look super skinny, but even I can tell it’s not all fake anymore.

* Do I find it more charming that someone noticed I lost weight, or that someone was looking at my ass?  Hmm…

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