How 3 Minutes can seem like 60

Leslie (internal monologue): Oh God, it’s that guy.

Ted: Oh hiiiiiiii, Leslie, I wondered when I was going to get to talk to you.  I tried to talk to you at the bar before this started but you walked away.

Leslie: Oh.  Heh heh.  Yeaaaaaa … I must not have seen you …

………………..

Michael: Why do you laugh so much?

Leslie: ?!

Michael: Really, what do you do in your life that allows you to laugh so much?

…………………

Some Guy Who’s Name I Can’t Remember: So, have you been in a committed relationship?

Leslie: Um … yea, I was married for 6 1/2 years.

SGWNICR: Wow, so how old were you when you got married?

Leslie: 24.

SGWNICR: WOW, OMG. WOW. WOW, REALLY.  OMG. WOW.

Leslie: Um, yea, so what about you?  Married?

SGWNICR: WOW, 24.  LIKE, TWENTY-FOUR.  WOW.  WOW.

Leslie: …

SGWNICR:  WOW.

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