– Chloe's green collar with bone-shaped tag engraved with address of happy house
– Christmas ornament I made as wedding favours, it used to hang in our kitchen year-round
– Note book filled with lists I made while preparing to leave Hamilton
– Topper from wedding cake Kellie made us
– Kevin's sunglasses
– Beaded keychain Mackenzie made for Kevin
– Some of Kevin's cologne
– Two rolls of exposed Ilford film, unquestionably shot by Kevin
What I was looking for when I found all that: A Glade Plug-in.
Did I find one: No.
Did I clean the fuck out of my apartment afterwards: Yes.