– I want to cross diagonally! Let's cross diagonally!
– Oh yes, let's! I haven't crossed diagonally yet!
– OMG, this feels wrong. This is weird, I don't like it.
– Gah, it DOES feel wrong.
– It's dirty, wash it off.
[As an aside, if they don't replace that Visit Pennsylvania billboard in Dundas Square soon, I am going to break somebody's face. I don't need PA to stop existing, but if it could stop reminding me it's there, I'd appreciate it. Maybe we could try advertising some Canadian vacation destinations? Just a thought. How about Moose Jaw? Never wanted to go to Moose Jaw? Maybe if there was a giant goddamn video billboard in Dundas Square reminding you about it constantly, you would.]