A couple of friends have been applying peer pressure on me to try online dating. I've thought about it before, but I didn't do it. I'm not that interested frankly, and less than a week ago I told Ingrid that I was "completely done" with seeing people for the moment. I've gotten myself into enough hot messes this summer, and I have too many other things to deal with right now, so forget it. Right, so anyway, as insomnia will do, around 4:00 am this morning creating a profile began seeming like a really great idea.
About two seconds after my profile became active people started trying to live chat with me. I wasn't too into that, so I went back to bed. This morning I checked my Gmail and there were several notifications from the site alerting me to messages I'd received and that some people had "added me as a favourite", whatever that means.
I did not deem any of the messages I received while I was sleeping to be particularly interesting with the notable exception of this one, from 24 year-old, "TongueDrums":
I am here looking for a discreet, NSA relationship with a woman who can host and who needs someone in their life for some GOOD sex. I love giving oral, and will spoil a lucky lady off this site with my love for it. So if you are in a relationship in need of some attention, or just single and haven't had the orgasm you crave in a long time, message me and lets get to work! If i find someone off this site, i will delete my account, so girls, message me!
Should hook him up with the lady from the library.