All of my adult life, I've been waiting to get picked up in the grocery store. If you believe the movies, people are getting picked up in the produce section all the time. But does this ever really happen?
I wanted some string beans for our dinner. When I got to the bean section, there was was a pretty decent looking guy filling a bag with green beans. I thought the green beans looked shitty, so I started picking yellow beans. Then, it happened. He turned and said, "So, how do you cook those anyway?" (Typically oblivious, even I can spot a pick-up when I'm being asked how to cook practically the exact vegetable the asker clearly has in his hands).
Holy South African accent, Batman. Cruel, cruel Destiny, sending me a movie moment when I am already involved with someone. A movie moment with a sexy accent, no less!
Perhaps Destiny just wanted me to be able to bring this message to you: Don't give up on the produce aisle, Ladies! The produce aisle is for real!