If you decide one day that you’re going to go crazy and demand your boyfriend take down his online dating profile, ensure that yours is also deleted. Maybe you opted to use the “hide” feature. This is not the same as “delete.” Apparently “hide” means “visible” to some online dating sites. You are going to get busted and you are going to feel like a big retard. You are going to have itchy, puffy eyes in the morning.