I had lunch with a friend today who told me she’d taken her kid to the Eaton Centre last week to see Santa, only to discover that Santa only actually hangs out at the Eaton Centre on the weekend. Weeknights, you can only talk to Santa by Skype.
Okay, what? Santa, really?
If Santa’s so technologically advanced now, then I feel like I (I mean, kids) should have access to this dude all year long. If he only wants to be available once a year, then he better get his damn ass to the mall for some knee-sitting.