And to all a good night!

The scene begins as various relations noisily try out the advanced suction power of the new DustBuster just given to Grandma by my cousin, David. Leslie: Wow, that is amazing – I think I need a DustBuster! Aunt Pam: Leslie, you’re a single woman. I think what you mean is you need a vibrator. From me and […]

Stay Out

I had a funny conversation with Mackenzie recently. She and I had been hanging out with my folks that evening and were presently in the back seat of their car. “What was your old boyfriend’s name again?” she wanted to know. “Ummm,” I stalled. “[The Egyptian]?” I wondered, trying to think if she’d ever met […]