This is 40*

“I remember holing up in the back of the station wagon eating the dog’s Milk-Bones,” writes Dana Goodyear in the introduction to Anything that Moves, “which were tastier than you might expect.”

I don’t know what Milk-Bones taste like, but I happen to know what Whiskas dairy flavour Temptations cat treats taste like: tasty but not in a good way. If you are in the habit of absent-mindedly standing in the kitchen eating snacks while perusing Pinterest on your iPad after having a couple of glasses of wine, do not, under any circumstances, leave resealable bags of cat treats and resealable bags of trail mix on the same counter. This is 40, people.

Almost 40.

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