“I remember holing up in the back of the station wagon eating the dog’s Milk-Bones,” writes Dana Goodyear in the introduction to Anything that Moves, “which were tastier than you might expect.”
I don’t know what Milk-Bones taste like, but I happen to know what Whiskas dairy flavour Temptations cat treats taste like: tasty but not in a good way. If you are in the habit of absent-mindedly standing in the kitchen eating snacks while perusing Pinterest on your iPad after having a couple of glasses of wine, do not, under any circumstances, leave resealable bags of cat treats and resealable bags of trail mix on the same counter. This is 40, people.
* Almost 40.